Here is what I think rules and sucks. If you disagree, too bad.

What rules:

• Linux rules.
• Debian rules.
• Coding rules.
• Open Source rules.
• Zork rules.
• Lurking grues rule.
• Southpark rules.
• Living in Amsterdam rules.
• Tolkien rules.
• Dutch appeltart and poffertjes rule.
• Tori Amos rules.
• Mexican food rules.
• vim rules.
• Russell rules.
• My cooking rules.

What sucks:

• Micro$oft sucks.
• Hot weather sucks.
• Avoiding dogshit in Amsterdam but stepping on bile spit instead sucks.
• Trashy American sitcoms infiltrating Australian TV sucks.
• Game show hosts suck.
• Jennifer Lopez sucks.
• Whoever told Mel C she could sing sucks.
• Inflated blonde anorexic yank teen bimbo starlets suck.
• BSE sucks (I don't eat beef anymore).
• Seafood sucks.
• Censorship sucks.
• Australian government sucks.